Gentlemen, stop carrying around a messy collection of plastic and tattered receipts. The Happy Patina EDC Kit (£128) is here to tell you your daily essentials deserve to mature gracefully, not just fade miserably.

Handcrafted in Spain from full-grain vegetable-tanned leather, this kit is less about “carry” and more about “legacy.” You get a slim bifold (for your cards and cash, not old chewing gum), a stylish key fob, and a single-wrap wristband that promises to develop a “patina” richer than your uncle’s questionable life stories. Plus, they throw in a full three-step leather care set—because nothing says “lifelong leather confidence” like owning your own Saddle Soap. Finally, your wallet will tell a sophisticated story, not just show the wear and tear of too many late-night kebab runs.