Is the man in your life still using that sad, translucent bar of soap that smells vaguely of ‘disappointment’? It’s time for a tactical upgrade. Deploy the Grenade Supply Co. Field Bar Variety 5-Pack and transform his mundane shower into a mission-critical operation.

This isn’t your grandma’s soap collection. This is an arsenal. We’re talking five hydraulic-pressed bars with names that sound like an 80s action movie roster: GUNSMOKE, APOCALYPSE, and even NAPALM. Don’t worry, it won’t actually smell like the end of the world; think more American pine tar, charred oak, and lush spring foliage. It’s the scent of a man who has his life together, even if he just spent an hour wrestling with a flat-pack bookshelf.

Each bar is forged for function, featuring a No-Drop™ stainless steel rope to prevent those slippery, shower-floor skirmishes. Built to outlast the longest of deployments (or just a very long week at the office), this kit is proudly made in the USA, with 10% of profits supporting veteran causes. For just $50, you can gift him the entire squad. It’s the perfect way to tell him he’s the bomb, while ensuring he doesn’t smell like one. Locked, loaded, and lathered—mission accomplished.