Let’s face it, gents, the fanny pack (or “waistpack” if you’re feeling fancy) has had a rough trot. For years, it was relegated to the realm of questionable tourist fashion and dads on vacation. But hold onto your hats, because Gregory and Finisterre have swooped in with a collaboration that’s about to turn your notions of man-bags on their head: the Gregory + Finisterre Waistpack in Onyx Black Floral.

Yes, you read that right. Floral. But before you scoff and reach for your sensible, solid-colored backpack, consider this: this isn’t your grandma’s chintzy wallpaper print. This is an exclusive surfboard floral print – a subtle nod to adventure, freedom, and perhaps your hidden desire to finally try surfing (we won’t tell). It’s the kind of floral that says, “I’m rugged, I’m prepared, and yes, I’m secure enough in my masculinity to rock a few blossoms.”

This 3.5-litre marvel is more than just a pretty face. Crafted from recycled materials with a DWR coating, it’s ready for whatever shenanigans you throw its way. Day trip to the pub? Check. Impromptu weekend escape? Absolutely. Needing to stash your phone, wallet, and emergency biscuit supply while still looking effortlessly cool? The zippered main compartment with internal mesh dividers has got you covered. Plus, at a mere 181g, you’ll barely notice it’s there – unlike that ever-growing list of responsibilities.

Wear it across your body for that urban explorer vibe, or around your waist to truly embrace its retro charm. With a lifetime warranty, this bad boy is built to last. So, ditch the bulging pockets and embrace the floral revolution.