It’s a truth universally acknowledged that a gentleman in possession of a good fortune (or at least, a decent credit score) must be in want of a backpack. But not just any backpack, dear reader. We’re talking about the GRAYL Mission EXP 35L Backpack ($319.95), a veritable Swiss Army knife of knapsacks that will have you questioning how you ever hauled your essentials before. Forget the days of rummaging for your AirPods while simultaneously wrestling a rogue charging cable. The Mission EXP boasts 17 pockets – yes, seventeen! – ensuring your life (and your beard oil) are perfectly compartmentalized. It’s so modular, you can add “Pod Pouches” for items like passports, AirPods, and electronics. Because what’s more gentlemanly than a dedicated passport pouch?

And for the hydration-conscious man, the Expanse BottleDrop™ pockets are so perfectly designed for your Grayl, you’d think they were soulmates. Plus, with a BottleLock® tie-down system, your extra-large kombucha will stay put, even during an impromptu parkour session. Crafted from 100% recycled materials and featuring YKK Aquaguard® water-resistant zippers, this pack is tougher than your resolve to hit the gym on Monday. It even has a sunglass-lined pocket and a Velcro-lined concealed carry pocket – because a gentleman is always prepared, even for an unexpected secret agent mission. So, ditch the flimsy freebie bag and upgrade to the Mission EXP. Your back (and your sanity) will thank you.