Fancy owning a slice of Wes Anderson’s whimsical world without the hefty concierge fees? Then look no further than the Grand Budapest Hotel Papercraft Model (£30)! Now you can finally construct your own iconic pink palace, perfect for displaying your discerning taste (and perhaps some tiny, impeccably dressed action figures).

This isn’t quite as simple as snapping Lego bricks, mind you. You’ll need scissors, glue, and “a little patience” – which, knowing our track record with flat-pack furniture, probably translates to an entire afternoon and a few existential crises. But fear not, the reward is a charmingly detailed cardboard hotel, complete with a delightful Mendl’s Pastry Box. So ditch the actual travel and embrace the therapeutic (or perhaps infuriating) joy of papercraft. Your mantelpiece will thank you.