Gentlemen, prepare to elevate your caffeine routine from ‘mundane’ to ‘museum-worthy’ with the Ecletticos Atlas Coffee & Tea Mug ($54.99). Apparently, just drinking coffee isn’t enough anymore; you need a “meticulously designed landscape” in your hands. We’re talking “elegant and earthy tones” with a “wood handle” – because apparently, your mug is now an “extraordinary display of artwork.”

It even comes with a ceramic strainer and engraved lid, for when you want to feel really fancy making a single cup. Just remember, this handcrafted masterpiece requires hand-washing, because apparently, dishwashers are too plebian for “artfully inspired” drinkware. Gift this and watch him ponder the meaning of life…over a meticulously strained Earl Grey.