Is your shower routine feeling a little… less than legendary? Does your current soap lack the raw, earth-shaking power needed to face the day? Fear not, because Dr Squatch has unleashed the ultimate grooming showdown: the Godzilla X Kong New Empire Titans 4-Pack.

Prepare for a “battle of the Titans in your shower” as you harness “legendary power.” You get two bars of ‘Godzilla Grit,’ infused with juniper, mint, and smoked cedar, fortified with sand and sea salt for that true force-of-nature feel. Then there are two bars of ‘Kong Krush,’ capturing the jungle’s energy with bergamot, nutmeg, and incense. These epic soaps pack mighty, manly scents and use 98-100% natural origin ingredients with none of that harmful ‘bad stuff.’ For $32, power up your shower routine and feel ready to take on the day like a true force of nature. Just try not to stomp on the soap dish.