Gentlemen, if your man cave currently smells less like the Upside Down and more like missed potential, you need this. The Doctor Collector Stranger Things WSQK “Hawkins Hitmaker Kit” Limited Edition (€61.95) is a direct trip to 1980s Hawkins, where the local radio station keeps everyone informed… even about inter-dimensional demons.

This isn’t just fan merch; it’s a meticulously crafted emergency broadcast kit containing the crown jewels of fandom: an ultra-rare 7″ vinyl (possibly pressed with Vecna’s blood, only 500 units exist!) and, brilliantly, a Rubber Chicken. You also get photos of Steve and Robin, a van blueprint, and a magnet—all the essentials for surviving the final season. Once this super limited edition is gone, it’s gone forever. Buy it before the faint hiss between frequencies calls someone else.