Let’s be honest, outdoor seating has, for too long, been a tragic comedy of errors. We’ve all been there: perched precariously on a flimsy camp chair, a flimsy plastic number that makes you look like you’re about to audition for a new, excruciatingly uncomfortable reality show. Your back screams in protest, your knees are practically under your chin, and you spend the entire garden party looking less like a relaxed host and more like a human pretzel. The horror.

But gentlemen, I’m here to tell you that this era of suffering is over. The cavalry has arrived, and it comes in the form of the Common Tiger Daymaker Chair. This isn’t just a chair; it’s a lifestyle upgrade, a throne for the discerning derriere. For a mere $460, you can finally experience what “effortless outdoor living” truly feels like.

Crafted with a curved back and tensioned fabric, the Daymaker ensures you can sink in and stay comfortable through every garden gathering, barbecue, or existential contemplation session. It’s table-height, which means no more craning your neck like a bewildered giraffe just to grab a sausage roll. Built with a powder-coated aluminium frame that can handle up to 300 lbs of pure, unadulterated man, this chair is more robust than your last attempt at DIY. Plus, with covers that slip off for washing and a modular design that favours repair over replacement, this chair is for life. Literally. Add the Lifetime Frame Protection for extra peace of mind. If it breaks, they fix it. Simple. So, go on, treat your backside to the luxury it deserves. It’s the least you can do after all it’s been through.