So, you need to haul stuff but also fancy yourself a bit of a clandestine operative who fears rogue puddles? Look no further than the Colfax Design Works Tote Bag (£219). Crafted in the USA with some seriously advanced RF fabric welding (sounds like something from a sci-fi flick, right?), this 68-litre behemoth will keep your precious cargo drier than a Brit’s wit.

Made with waterproof coated Cordura© (because regular Cordura just isn’t dramatic enough), Mill-Spec webbing (for that authentic ‘I might join the army tomorrow’ vibe), and components tough enough to survive a mild apocalypse, this tote is splash-proof, ridiculously light, and apparently ultra-durable. It’s got dual-length handles for your carrying pleasure and a new internal roll-top skirt, making it mostly waterproof (think enthusiastic splashing, not deep-sea diving). Perfect for lugging everything from camping gear to your overflowing laundry basket. Finally, a bag that understands the delicate balance between ruggedness and the potential for accidental spills.