Fancy making a statement without actually saying anything? The Chomp Gator Lounge Tee (£32) has got your back… literally. Featuring a rather substantial gator graphic plastered across the rear, this tee ensures you’ll be leaving a lasting impression (mostly of teeth and scales).

Perfect for lounging, obviously, or perhaps intimidating the neighbours while you take out the bins. Made from certified organic cotton, you can feel good about saving the planet while simultaneously looking like you might bite someone’s hand off. It’s pre-shrunk, so no accidental toddler-sized gators after a wash. Plus, it’s Fair Wear, so the only chomping involved was done by the digitally printed reptile. A truly unique gift for the gent who likes his comfort with a side of swamp-dwelling predator vibes.