Is your shower routine feeling a little… less than legendary? Does your current soap lack the raw, earth-shaking power needed to face the day? Fear not, because Dr Squatch has unleashed the ultimate grooming showdown: the Godzilla X Kong New Empire Titans 4-Pack. Prepare for a “battle of the Titans in your shower” as you

Gentlemen, tired of pilfering hotel miniatures or smelling faintly of generic airport handwash? The Binu Binu Travel Soap Gift Set (£47) is here to elevate your cleansing rituals, inspired by the “ritual of the Korean public bath” – a place apparently free of vanity, which is a bold claim for any bathing establishment. This set

Is your morning routine feeling less “Special Ops” and more “Slob Ops”? The Dr Squatch Call of Duty 4-pack (£42) is here to get you smelling less like a respawn point and more like a seasoned operator. This fearless foursome includes Ghost Grit and Sticc (for the shadowy types) and Sarge Soap and Sticc (for

Gentlemen, do you find one shower a day simply… pedestrian? The Bravo Sierra Bergamot & Musk Bodywash ($25) is here for the truly dedicated cleanser. Formulated for all skin types (even yours, you magnificent showering machine), this gentle, coconut-derived concoction is so mild, you could probably bathe in it. Twice. Before lunch. Its “bio-adaptive formula”

Gentlemen, let’s be honest, some days your “natural scent” is less “rugged masculinity” and more “mildly offensive gym sock.” Before you accidentally repel innocent bystanders, Dr. Squatch has assembled Earth’s Mightiest Sudsers: The Avengers Soap & Deodorant Set ($42)! Choose your weapon against B.O.: Captain America’s “Liberty Lather” for patriotic freshness, or Thor’s “Divine Storm”

Gentlemen, let’s be honest. Our grooming routines sometimes…lack vigour. Enter the Oars + Alps Blue Charcoal Bar Soap (£11), a scrubbing brick designed for the discerning gent who demands a deeper clean. We’re talking volcanic sand levels of exfoliation – yes, volcanic. Because what says “refined gentleman” more than polishing your physique with geological remnants?