Is your morning routine feeling less “Special Ops” and more “Slob Ops”? The Dr Squatch Call of Duty 4-pack (£42) is here to get you smelling less like a respawn point and more like a seasoned operator. This fearless foursome includes Ghost Grit and Sticc (for the shadowy types) and Sarge Soap and Sticc (for

Gentlemen, do you find one shower a day simply… pedestrian? The Bravo Sierra Bergamot & Musk Bodywash ($25) is here for the truly dedicated cleanser. Formulated for all skin types (even yours, you magnificent showering machine), this gentle, coconut-derived concoction is so mild, you could probably bathe in it. Twice. Before lunch. Its “bio-adaptive formula”

Gentlemen, let’s be honest, some days your “natural scent” is less “rugged masculinity” and more “mildly offensive gym sock.” Before you accidentally repel innocent bystanders, Dr. Squatch has assembled Earth’s Mightiest Sudsers: The Avengers Soap & Deodorant Set ($42)! Choose your weapon against B.O.: Captain America’s “Liberty Lather” for patriotic freshness, or Thor’s “Divine Storm”

Gentlemen, let’s be honest. Our grooming routines sometimes…lack vigour. Enter the Oars + Alps Blue Charcoal Bar Soap (£11), a scrubbing brick designed for the discerning gent who demands a deeper clean. We’re talking volcanic sand levels of exfoliation – yes, volcanic. Because what says “refined gentleman” more than polishing your physique with geological remnants?

Gentlemen, let’s be honest, your skincare routine probably involves… soap? Maybe water if you’re feeling fancy? Well, upgrade your face game from ‘grim’ to ‘gleaming’ with the Jackfir Face Kit! For a mere $122, you get the holy trinity of male grooming: cleanser, shave cream, and moisturizer. Think of it as your face’s personal pit

For just £15, the Harry’s Truman Shaving Set promises to make you the smoothest operator in the room—literally. With its two-tone handle, ergonomic grip, and weighted core, this razor feels so good in your hand you might start shaving for fun. Each blade cartridge is a marvel of engineering, featuring five German-engineered, Swedish steel blades,