Tired of birds freeloading crumbs off your patio? Upgrade their dining experience with the JamDesignUK Handcrafted Bird Table (£37.99) – because even our feathered friends deserve a touch of civilisation. This isn’t just a feeder; it’s a miniature picnic table, complete with bench seats for avian socialising. Finally, a place for them to discuss the
The California Cowboy High Water Tropic Shirt (£95): because sometimes, your shirt needs more features than your car. Forget just looking stylish; this bad boy comes equipped for survival (and mild inebriation). We’re talking a “Tech Dry Pocket” for your precious phone (presumably to avoid those awkward pocket-swimming incidents), a “Bottle Pocket” for safe beer
Ah, Texas. Where the air conditioning works harder than most marriages. Enter the Howler Brothers Palapa Tech Shirt ($85), the sartorial equivalent of a refreshing iced tea on a scorching day. This “techy” upgrade to their Palapa Shirt is forged from vintage-inspired recycled polyester mesh, which apparently breathes with the ease of a Texan after
Strike out on the style lanes with the P&Co Best Wishes Bowling Shirt (£90). Forget those ill-fitting, questionable-smelling rental shoes; this is the real deal for stepping out in retro flair. Inspired by a time when milkshakes were thick and your biggest worry was dodging the split, this ecru and green beauty is pure 50s
Feeling nostalgic for a road trip you probably shouldn’t have taken, or just want your flat to smell like a rugged, slightly illicit good time? Behold, the Holtz Leather Co Tennessee Smoky Mountain Moonshine State Candle ($30). Part of their “State Candle Collection,” this isn’t just scented wax; it’s an olfactory adventure. Hand-poured into a
Right, let’s talk wall art that truly speaks your language. Forget bland landscapes or inspirational quotes that belong on a teacup. We present the Mr. Bingo Travel C*nt Bingo Print (£80) – a masterpiece in passive-aggressive cartography. This isn’t just a print; it’s a field guide to the less-than-charming inhabitants of our planet, letterpress printed