Gifts Under £100
Gentlemen, struggling to find a gift for the man who has everything… except, perhaps, enough bounty hunter art? Family Tree Design to the rescue with this limited edition “Empire Strikes Back” Boba Fett print ($75)! This isn’t just any poster; it’s a 10-color archival print on matte paper! Plus, screen-printed metallic green! Because apparently bounty
Gentlemen, are you defined by ducks? Is your watch strap tragically… duck-less? Bon Temps Bands has heard your desperate quacking. Presenting the Bon Temps Mallard Duck NATO Strap ($65) – because sometimes, subtle simply won’t do. This isn’t just any NATO strap; it’s a bespoke, embroidered NATO, featuring a mallard duck, lovingly stitched right here
Gentlemen, is your gin collection a bit… landlocked? Yearning for a touch of nautical mystique? Mermaid Gin (£41) promises to “free your spirit!” – presumably from the mundane grip of terrestrial beverages. Hand-crafted on the Isle of Wight – not exactly the Riviera, but charmingly… British Isles-y – since 2014, it boasts “ten ethically sourced
Gentlemen, let’s be honest, some days your “natural scent” is less “rugged masculinity” and more “mildly offensive gym sock.” Before you accidentally repel innocent bystanders, Dr. Squatch has assembled Earth’s Mightiest Sudsers: The Avengers Soap & Deodorant Set ($42)! Choose your weapon against B.O.: Captain America’s “Liberty Lather” for patriotic freshness, or Thor’s “Divine Storm”
Gentlemen, is your wardrobe… grounded? Yearning for a touch of the… cosmic? Low Tide Thread Co presents the Cosmic Cowboy ’86 Premium Tee ($40), a design they “really can’t get over how cool it ended up being!” High praise, indeed. Apparently, this hand-drawn “Cosmic Cowboy” is rocketing up the “staff favourites list with lightning speed!”
Gentlemen, tired of gifting the same old predictable presents? Does your discerning friend already own a solid gold toothpick and a self-folding laundry robot? Then behold: The Brick Sixty Coal Yard London Brick (£75). Yes, you read that right. A brick. But not just any brick, mind you. This is a LIMITED EDITION, matt black
Gentlemen, is your current pen letting you down? Is it too… large? Fear not! The Everyman Grafton Mini Pen ($46) is here to compensate. This isn’t just a pen; it’s a mini pen, expertly engineered for maximum writing prowess in a ridiculously small package. Weighing less than an ounce – that’s feather-light bragging rights, gents
Forget your fancy lavender and sea breeze nonsense, fellas. If you want your bachelor pad to truly scream masculinity, you need the Tallgrass Cattleman Candle ($50). Inspired by Texan cattle drives of yesteryear, this bad boy promises to fill your abode with the essence of the American West. Now, we’re not entirely sure what that
Gentlemen, tired of staring at that motivational “Live, Laugh, Lager” poster? Upgrade your décor with the Mikkeller “Horchata Mild” print (£44). Yes, it’s based on a beer label. No, it doesn’t smell like horchata (sadly). Imagine: guests arrive, eyes drawn to your wall. “Ah,” they’ll say, “a connoisseur of fine art, and presumably, delicious beer.”
Gentlemen, let’s be honest. Our grooming routines sometimes…lack vigour. Enter the Oars + Alps Blue Charcoal Bar Soap (£11), a scrubbing brick designed for the discerning gent who demands a deeper clean. We’re talking volcanic sand levels of exfoliation – yes, volcanic. Because what says “refined gentleman” more than polishing your physique with geological remnants?
Gentlemen, behold! Devium USA has bestowed upon us a MASSIVE upgrade – no, not to world peace, but their Stampede Quilt Lined Flannel Jacket ($238). And frankly, for toasty fingers, it’s arguably more important this winter. Crafted from their best-selling “Boca Flannel” (sounds delicious, probably isn’t edible), this jacket screams classic flannel, whispers refined gentleman.
Gentlemen, are you parched? Feeling less “distinguished gentleman” and more “desert wanderer”? Fear not, for Topo Designs has bestowed upon us the Nalgene Water Bottle ($20), a vessel so classically rugged, it’s practically wearing tweed. This isn’t just any Nalgene, mind you. This is the custom Topo Designs Nalgene, which we assume means it’s slightly
Gentlemen, are your keys currently living a chaotic, free-range existence at the bottom of your pockets? Do you yearn for a life of order, strength, and, crucially, the ability to dramatically open a bottle? Then behold, the James Brand x Carryology Mehlville Carabiner ($59) – a device so over-engineered for key management, it’s almost… heroic.
Gentlemen, feeling a bit too refined? Is your bridge night getting…predictable? Yearning for a touch of the galactic in your gin rummy? Then ditch the chardonnay and prepare to Embrace the Dark Side with the Theory11 Star Wars: Year of the Dark Side Playing Cards ($12.95). Forget boring beige packaging. These decks arrive in boxes
Gentlemen, are you tired of handlebar bags that bounce around like a kangaroo on a trampoline, threatening to eject your precious cargo (especially that emergency burrito)? Fear not, for Mission Workshop presents the Toro ($105)! Named after a burrito shop (genius, right?), this isn’t your grandpa’s handlebar bag. It’s built with “advanced materials” – probably
