Tired of birds freeloading crumbs off your patio? Upgrade their dining experience with the JamDesignUK Handcrafted Bird Table (£37.99) – because even our feathered friends deserve a touch of civilisation. This isn’t just a feeder; it’s a miniature picnic table, complete with bench seats for avian socialising. Finally, a place for them to discuss the
£500 for a dog bed? At this point, your pampered pooch is practically royalty. The Band & Roll Modern Dog Bed isn’t just a place for Fido to nap; it’s a meticulously crafted haven, featuring a casual three metres of premium fabric and a staggering 56 flawless seams. That’s more attention to detail than my
Fancy yourself a bit of a low-key wildlife voyeur or just need to know if that distant pub has your favourite ale on tap? The Nocs Provisions Zero Tube Monocular ($175) is your new pocket-sized superpower. Billed for the backcountry (and presumably nosy neighbours), this 25mm wonder is tiny and light, perfect for “animal peeping”
Feeling nostalgic for a road trip you probably shouldn’t have taken, or just want your flat to smell like a rugged, slightly illicit good time? Behold, the Holtz Leather Co Tennessee Smoky Mountain Moonshine State Candle ($30). Part of their “State Candle Collection,” this isn’t just scented wax; it’s an olfactory adventure. Hand-poured into a
Right, let’s talk wall art that truly speaks your language. Forget bland landscapes or inspirational quotes that belong on a teacup. We present the Mr. Bingo Travel C*nt Bingo Print (£80) – a masterpiece in passive-aggressive cartography. This isn’t just a print; it’s a field guide to the less-than-charming inhabitants of our planet, letterpress printed
Let’s be honest, finding real good olive oil can feel like scoring something slightly illicit. Enter Dinner Drug Extra Virgin Olive Oil – the kind of stuff big brands apparently don’t want you to taste. Consider us intrigued. Straight out of Sitia, Crete, this is 500ml of the good stuff: single origin, one Koroneiki olive