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Gentlemen, is your gin collection a bit… landlocked? Yearning for a touch of nautical mystique? Mermaid Gin (£41) promises to “free your spirit!” – presumably from the mundane grip of terrestrial beverages. Hand-crafted on the Isle of Wight – not exactly the Riviera, but charmingly… British Isles-y – since 2014, it boasts “ten ethically sourced
Gentlemen, tired of gifting the same old predictable presents? Does your discerning friend already own a solid gold toothpick and a self-folding laundry robot? Then behold: The Brick Sixty Coal Yard London Brick (£75). Yes, you read that right. A brick. But not just any brick, mind you. This is a LIMITED EDITION, matt black
Forget your fancy lavender and sea breeze nonsense, fellas. If you want your bachelor pad to truly scream masculinity, you need the Tallgrass Cattleman Candle ($50). Inspired by Texan cattle drives of yesteryear, this bad boy promises to fill your abode with the essence of the American West. Now, we’re not entirely sure what that
Ever wondered what happened to Homer Simpson’s spectacularly disastrous car, “The Homer”? Well, B2Bot Workshop has the answer, and it’s about as depressing (and hilarious) as you’d imagine: utter abandonment. Behold “The Abandoned Homer Figure,” (£216) a hand-painted masterpiece in plastic showcasing Homer’s automotive folly, rusted, graffitied, and thoroughly Springfield-ified. This isn’t just a model;
Gentlemen, are you tired of arriving at your destination looking less “refined urbanite” and more “soggy cyclist”? The solution, my friends, is the Brooklyn Bicycle Co Bedford 8 Bike ($599). This isn’t some lycra-clad, lung-busting machine; this is your essential commuter, designed for gliding around town without breaking a sweat (or your carefully coiffed hairstyle).
Gentlemen, ditch the bonsai and embrace the bone-zai! LEGO’s Jurassic World T-Rex Fossil set ($249.99)is here to inject some prehistoric swagger into your living room. Forget subtle décor; this 3,145-piece beast lets you build a 1:12-scale T-Rex skeleton, complete with posable everything. Imagine: you, sipping scotch, casually adjusting your T-Rex’s jaw. “Oh, this old thing?”
Gentlemen, tired of staring at that motivational “Live, Laugh, Lager” poster? Upgrade your décor with the Mikkeller “Horchata Mild” print (£44). Yes, it’s based on a beer label. No, it doesn’t smell like horchata (sadly). Imagine: guests arrive, eyes drawn to your wall. “Ah,” they’ll say, “a connoisseur of fine art, and presumably, delicious beer.”
Gentlemen, feeling a bit too refined? Is your bridge night getting…predictable? Yearning for a touch of the galactic in your gin rummy? Then ditch the chardonnay and prepare to Embrace the Dark Side with the Theory11 Star Wars: Year of the Dark Side Playing Cards ($12.95). Forget boring beige packaging. These decks arrive in boxes
Gentlemen, ever stared blankly at a Coen Brothers film, convinced you missed some crucial philosophical memo? Do phrases like “bowling pins as existential metaphors” keep you awake at night? Then “This Book Really Ties the Films Together” is your… lifeline? Or maybe just a really heavy coffee table book. Film critic Adam Nayman bravely attempts
Gentlemen, is your gifting repertoire getting a little… tame? Does your friend deserve something with a bit more kick than another pair of socks? Behold, the O’Donnell Moonshine Shot Box (£99)! We’re talking TWENTY-FOUR mini jars of moonshine. Yes, that’s right, enough to fuel a small rebellion, or at least a very lively Tuesday. Flavours
Gentlemen, tired of bookends that are, shall we say, underwhelming? Does your bookshelf lack a certain… je ne sais quoi? Allow us to introduce the Jason Voorhees Bookend (£24). Yes, that Jason. From Friday the 13th. Chainsaw enthusiast. Camp Crystal Lake resident. Standing at a respectable 18cm tall, handpainted for extra creepiness, this isn’t your
Gentlemen, are you currently running on caffeine and repressed emotions? Is your self-care routine limited to occasionally remembering to shower? Then prepare to be schooled… by cats. Yes, you heard right. The Jesse Jarldane Self-Care Cats Calendar 2025 is here, and it’s purrfectly timed to drag your stressed-out self into next year with feline grace.
Gentlemen, is your coffee routine as exciting as watching paint dry? Does it taste vaguely of sadness and burnt toast? Then it’s time to inject some flavour (and sophistication, obviously) into your mornings with the COALTOWN Overground Duo Gift Box (£24.99). This isn’t just coffee, chaps. Oh no. This is a curated experience. Two bags
Gentlemen, are you tired of boring coffee table books? Yearning for something with a little more… lift off? Then prepare for the NASA Graphics Standards Manual ($84)! Yes, you read that right. A manual. But this isn’t your IKEA instruction booklet. This is a futuristic vision from the agency that put a man on the
Gentlemen, prepare to elevate your caffeine routine from ‘mundane’ to ‘museum-worthy’ with the Ecletticos Atlas Coffee & Tea Mug ($54.99). Apparently, just drinking coffee isn’t enough anymore; you need a “meticulously designed landscape” in your hands. We’re talking “elegant and earthy tones” with a “wood handle” – because apparently, your mug is now an “extraordinary
