Accessories
Gentlemen, planning a getaway that’s less ‘relaxing spa break’ and more ‘escape from a geopolitical hotspot’? Then the Goruck Michael Easter 2% Collection GR2 Backpack ($425) is your new best friend (besides your passport, obviously). Designed with bestselling author Michael Easter – a chap who clearly holidays in places with more danger than duty-free shops
Gentlemen, are you defined by ducks? Is your watch strap tragically… duck-less? Bon Temps Bands has heard your desperate quacking. Presenting the Bon Temps Mallard Duck NATO Strap ($65) – because sometimes, subtle simply won’t do. This isn’t just any NATO strap; it’s a bespoke, embroidered NATO, featuring a mallard duck, lovingly stitched right here
Gentlemen, is your current pen letting you down? Is it too… large? Fear not! The Everyman Grafton Mini Pen ($46) is here to compensate. This isn’t just a pen; it’s a mini pen, expertly engineered for maximum writing prowess in a ridiculously small package. Weighing less than an ounce – that’s feather-light bragging rights, gents
Gentlemen, let’s be honest. Backpacks can be black holes of lost keys, rogue granola bars, and that one important document you swear you put in there. Enter the YETI Ranchero Backpack ($225), designed for men who value speed, organization, and not crying in public when they can’t find their wallet. This isn’t your grandpa’s sack.
Gentlemen, tired of backpacks that can’t handle your hatchet? The Bradley Mountain Muir Backpack ($289) is here, crafted from 18oz waxed duck canvas, because apparently, ducks are really tough. This isn’t your average sack; it’s a versatile beast with a “hatchet pocket,” perfect for those impromptu lumberjack moments. Laptop sleeve? Check. Roomy main compartment? Double-check.
Gentlemen, are you parched? Feeling less “distinguished gentleman” and more “desert wanderer”? Fear not, for Topo Designs has bestowed upon us the Nalgene Water Bottle ($20), a vessel so classically rugged, it’s practically wearing tweed. This isn’t just any Nalgene, mind you. This is the custom Topo Designs Nalgene, which we assume means it’s slightly
Gentlemen, are your keys currently living a chaotic, free-range existence at the bottom of your pockets? Do you yearn for a life of order, strength, and, crucially, the ability to dramatically open a bottle? Then behold, the James Brand x Carryology Mehlville Carabiner ($59) – a device so over-engineered for key management, it’s almost… heroic.
Gentlemen, are you tired of handlebar bags that bounce around like a kangaroo on a trampoline, threatening to eject your precious cargo (especially that emergency burrito)? Fear not, for Mission Workshop presents the Toro ($105)! Named after a burrito shop (genius, right?), this isn’t your grandpa’s handlebar bag. It’s built with “advanced materials” – probably
Gentlemen, is your morning coffee ritual lacking… corporate synergy? Does your current mug fail to commemorate vital “Outdoor Retreat Team Building Occurrences (ORTBO)”? Then ascend to enlightenment with the Dieter Eagan National Forest Camper Mug (£15)! This isn’t just drinkware; it’s “Lumon Industries Employee Provision.” Crafted from “rugged enamel-coated steel” (because corporate retreats can get…
Gentlemen, are you currently desecrating your perfectly chilled craft ales with… shudder… a standard bottle opener? For shame! Elevate your beer-cracking game to piscatorial perfection with the Studio Ham Fish Bottle Opener (£95). This isn’t just any opener; it’s a solid, aged brass salmon. Yes, you read that correctly. Shaped like a fish, weighty like
Gentlemen, are you tired of backpacks that wilt at the first sign of a drizzle, or gasp dramatically if you accidentally put a laptop inside? Then allow us to introduce the Filson Journeyman Backpack ($395). This isn’t just a bag; it’s a portable bunker for your daily essentials. Forged from Tin Cloth – the same
Gentlemen, are you packing for a five-day adventure, or just trying to smuggle a small rhino? Either way, the Roark 5-Day Mule 55L Bag ($169) has you covered. This isn’t your average backpack; it’s a luggage Sherpa built to haul your gear without complaint (unlike your actual Sherpa, probably). With tie-down straps, more pockets than
Gentlemen, in this digital age, do you sometimes yearn for the tactile satisfaction of putting pen to paper? Do you secretly judge people who only communicate in emojis? Then the Craft & Lore Northwestward Notebook (£82) is your analogue antidote. Handmade from world-famous Horween leather (because only the finest cowhide will do), this notebook cover
Gentlemen, let’s be honest: panniers are practical, but they’re about as stylish as your grandpa’s fishing vest. Enter the Kanebilt Saddlebag (£54) – the bike accessory that finally understands that functionality and fashion can coexist. This waterproof ballistic nylon wonder is basically a fanny pack for your bike. It’s got YKK Aquaguard zippers to keep
Gentlemen, are you tired of battling your key ring like it’s a miniature Death Star? Do your fingernails resemble those of a Wookiee after a particularly frustrating encounter? Then fear not, for the Star Wars™ Orbitkey Quick Release Ring (£15) is here to bring order to your keychain chaos. Inspired by the legendary heroes (and
