Accessories
Gentlemen, are you defined by ducks? Is your watch strap tragically… duck-less? Bon Temps Bands has heard your desperate quacking. Presenting the Bon Temps Mallard Duck NATO Strap ($65) – because sometimes, subtle simply won’t do. This isn’t just any NATO strap; it’s a bespoke, embroidered NATO, featuring a mallard duck, lovingly stitched right here
Gentlemen, is your current pen letting you down? Is it too… large? Fear not! The Everyman Grafton Mini Pen ($46) is here to compensate. This isn’t just a pen; it’s a mini pen, expertly engineered for maximum writing prowess in a ridiculously small package. Weighing less than an ounce – that’s feather-light bragging rights, gents
Gentlemen, let’s be honest. Backpacks can be black holes of lost keys, rogue granola bars, and that one important document you swear you put in there. Enter the YETI Ranchero Backpack ($225), designed for men who value speed, organization, and not crying in public when they can’t find their wallet. This isn’t your grandpa’s sack.
Gentlemen, tired of backpacks that can’t handle your hatchet? The Bradley Mountain Muir Backpack ($289) is here, crafted from 18oz waxed duck canvas, because apparently, ducks are really tough. This isn’t your average sack; it’s a versatile beast with a “hatchet pocket,” perfect for those impromptu lumberjack moments. Laptop sleeve? Check. Roomy main compartment? Double-check.
Gentlemen, are you parched? Feeling less “distinguished gentleman” and more “desert wanderer”? Fear not, for Topo Designs has bestowed upon us the Nalgene Water Bottle ($20), a vessel so classically rugged, it’s practically wearing tweed. This isn’t just any Nalgene, mind you. This is the custom Topo Designs Nalgene, which we assume means it’s slightly
Gentlemen, are your keys currently living a chaotic, free-range existence at the bottom of your pockets? Do you yearn for a life of order, strength, and, crucially, the ability to dramatically open a bottle? Then behold, the James Brand x Carryology Mehlville Carabiner ($59) – a device so over-engineered for key management, it’s almost… heroic.
