Accessories
Gentlemen, let’s be honest. Backpacks can be black holes of lost keys, rogue granola bars, and that one important document you swear you put in there. Enter the YETI Ranchero Backpack ($225), designed for men who value speed, organization, and not crying in public when they can’t find their wallet. This isn’t your grandpa’s sack.
Gentlemen, tired of backpacks that can’t handle your hatchet? The Bradley Mountain Muir Backpack ($289) is here, crafted from 18oz waxed duck canvas, because apparently, ducks are really tough. This isn’t your average sack; it’s a versatile beast with a “hatchet pocket,” perfect for those impromptu lumberjack moments. Laptop sleeve? Check. Roomy main compartment? Double-check.
Gentlemen, are you parched? Feeling less “distinguished gentleman” and more “desert wanderer”? Fear not, for Topo Designs has bestowed upon us the Nalgene Water Bottle ($20), a vessel so classically rugged, it’s practically wearing tweed. This isn’t just any Nalgene, mind you. This is the custom Topo Designs Nalgene, which we assume means it’s slightly
Gentlemen, are your keys currently living a chaotic, free-range existence at the bottom of your pockets? Do you yearn for a life of order, strength, and, crucially, the ability to dramatically open a bottle? Then behold, the James Brand x Carryology Mehlville Carabiner ($59) – a device so over-engineered for key management, it’s almost… heroic.
Gentlemen, are you tired of handlebar bags that bounce around like a kangaroo on a trampoline, threatening to eject your precious cargo (especially that emergency burrito)? Fear not, for Mission Workshop presents the Toro ($105)! Named after a burrito shop (genius, right?), this isn’t your grandpa’s handlebar bag. It’s built with “advanced materials” – probably
Gentlemen, is your morning coffee ritual lacking… corporate synergy? Does your current mug fail to commemorate vital “Outdoor Retreat Team Building Occurrences (ORTBO)”? Then ascend to enlightenment with the Dieter Eagan National Forest Camper Mug (£15)! This isn’t just drinkware; it’s “Lumon Industries Employee Provision.” Crafted from “rugged enamel-coated steel” (because corporate retreats can get…
