Gentlemen, tired of simply carrying your water bottle like some sort of… civilian? The Grayl Mission Bottle Sling ($49.99) is here to inject some serious tactical swagger into your hydration game. This isn’t just a sling; it’s a “molle ridden” masterpiece designed to carry your Grayl Purifier Bottle (or most other vessels up to 40oz)
Gentlemen, planning a getaway that’s less ‘relaxing spa break’ and more ‘escape from a geopolitical hotspot’? Then the Goruck Michael Easter 2% Collection GR2 Backpack ($425) is your new best friend (besides your passport, obviously). Designed with bestselling author Michael Easter – a chap who clearly holidays in places with more danger than duty-free shops
Gentlemen, are you defined by ducks? Is your watch strap tragically… duck-less? Bon Temps Bands has heard your desperate quacking. Presenting the Bon Temps Mallard Duck NATO Strap ($65) – because sometimes, subtle simply won’t do. This isn’t just any NATO strap; it’s a bespoke, embroidered NATO, featuring a mallard duck, lovingly stitched right here
Gentlemen, is your current pen letting you down? Is it too… large? Fear not! The Everyman Grafton Mini Pen ($46) is here to compensate. This isn’t just a pen; it’s a mini pen, expertly engineered for maximum writing prowess in a ridiculously small package. Weighing less than an ounce – that’s feather-light bragging rights, gents
Gentlemen, let’s be honest. Backpacks can be black holes of lost keys, rogue granola bars, and that one important document you swear you put in there. Enter the YETI Ranchero Backpack ($225), designed for men who value speed, organization, and not crying in public when they can’t find their wallet. This isn’t your grandpa’s sack.
Gentlemen, tired of backpacks that can’t handle your hatchet? The Bradley Mountain Muir Backpack ($289) is here, crafted from 18oz waxed duck canvas, because apparently, ducks are really tough. This isn’t your average sack; it’s a versatile beast with a “hatchet pocket,” perfect for those impromptu lumberjack moments. Laptop sleeve? Check. Roomy main compartment? Double-check.