Let’s be honest: most camping chairs have the structural integrity of a damp crouton. The CARGO Folding Camping Chair (£45) is here to fix that. With an aesthetic that says, “I could be on a special ops mission, or I could just be waiting for a burger,” this is tactical relaxation at its finest.

Available in proper utilitarian colours like Khaki and Black, it offers a wide, sturdy seat that actually respects your spine. It sets up in seconds—essential for when you need to deploy a beer immediately—and folds flat for a quick extraction when the rain starts. Finally, a throne worthy of the campsite king.