Right then, gents. Is your desk looking less ‘command centre’, more ‘beige wasteland’? Fear not, MARGE (Mars Agency for Research + Geographical Exploration, obviously) is deploying essential kit. We present the CandyLab Dark Depths Set – your £54 ticket to some serious desk-based adventuring. You get the rugged Rover 56, the nippy DODO Speeder (both boasting crucial ‘suspension’), and the modular HAB Transporter for, err, transporting important desk items.

Assemble vital supply routes with the puzzle roads, and consult the included comic book for your ‘mission briefing’. It’s basically essential equipment for navigating the perilous landscape between your keyboard and coffee mug. Perfect for the discerning gent needing a stylish distraction, or perhaps just keeping the kids occupied over the Easter break while you contemplate important things. Much cooler than a stress ball.