There are few tasks less glamorous than wrestling with a garden hose. It’s a battle against kinks, a struggle with a garish green plastic snake, and it usually ends with you getting sprayed in the face before hiding the tangled mess behind the shed. It’s a chore, not an experience. Until now.

Enter the By Benson Deluxe Garden Hose Set, the absurdly stylish upgrade your parched lawn has been crying out for. This isn’t just a hose; it’s a statement piece. Designed to be stored visibly, it comes in four sleek colours that won’t clash with your meticulously planned patio aesthetic. Made from a durable textile with a natural latex core, this lightweight marvel actually expands with water, making it a joy to handle.

But the real star is the “Multijet Pistol Lux.” This isn’t some flimsy plastic trigger; it’s a solid metal instrument with ten distinct spray programs. You can gently ‘Mist’ the flowers, use the ‘Angle’ setting to perfectly rinse your car, or deploy the ‘Soaker’ for more… stubborn stains. The set includes a sleek hose hanger and all the necessary connectors, arriving, inexplicably, in a beautiful velvet bag. For £155, you can finally transform the mundane task of watering into a display of domestic dominance. It’s the perfect gift for the man who appreciates over-engineered solutions to everyday problems. Go on, give your garden the glow-up it deserves.