Alright, chaps, if your current duffle bag resembles a glorified laundry sack, it’s time to introduce you to the Bradley Mountain The Ranger Duffle Bag. For a cool $465, this isn’t just a bag; it’s a statement. Made in the USA with rugged 18 oz waxed duck canvas and 9 oz USA harness leather, it’s practically begging for tales of adventure (or at least, a highly stylish trip to your mum’s).

With a generous 42L volume, it’ll swallow everything from your emergency rations to your finest silk cravats. Three easy-access exterior pockets (plus a zippered interior one) make airport navigation smoother than a freshly shined brogue. Keys, passport, that emergency mini-bottle of artisanal gin – all at your fingertips. The two-way leather-lined antiqued brass zipper and solid brass hardware? Pure, unadulterated class. So, ditch the tattered carry-all and embrace the Ranger. Your travels (and your sartorial reputation) will thank you.