Feeling like the Lone Ranger facing down a Monday morning? Bradley Mountain’s Lone Ranger Coffee ($17) is here to ride to your rescue. Roasted fresh in-house (presumably not by an actual masked rider), this Brazilian brew promises a “natural process,” which sounds far less alarming than it could.

Expect notes of creamy chocolate and, wait for it… Nutterbutter. Yes, your morning coffee might taste like a peanut butter cookie. It’s a medium/dark roast, whole bean affair, for the gent who takes his caffeine seriously (or just really likes peanut butter). Shipped fresh from Columbia, TN, it’s the perfect gift for anyone who needs a heroic dose of deliciousness to start their day. Hi-ho, Silver… and pass the sugar!