In a world obsessed with punctuality, the Brutto Be Late Wall Clock (£51) reminds us that life’s finest moments are often worth a little tardiness. This timepiece celebrates the art of being fashionably late—in complete silence, thanks to its precision quartz movement and lack of the dreaded ticking sound. Crafted from polystyrene plastic with reinforced

Egg cups. A necessity or an indulgence? Enter the Hannah Turner Puffin Egg Cup (£27.50), which laughs in the face of mediocrity while cradling your breakfast with all the poise of a seabird supermodel. Lovingly handmade in Sri Lanka from stoneware ceramic, it stands a proud 9cm high, declaring: “I’m not just an egg cup;