Gentlemen, do you have a sports fanatic in your life who’s impossible to buy for? Do they already own every jersey imaginable? Well, have we got a solution for you: the Custom TinyJersey ($275). Yes, you read that right. We’re talking a miniature, painstakingly researched, 1/8th scale replica of any jersey you can dream up.

Gentlemen, are you tired of lukewarm beverages ruining your outdoor escapades? Does the thought of another lukewarm can of lager send shivers down your spine? Then behold, the FocusFive Design JerryBar™ (£185) – a mini bar disguised as a jerry can, because why not? This isn’t your average fuel container (unless your fuel is fine

Gentlemen, are you tired of actually running while playing football? Do your legs ache at the mere thought of exertion? Then prepare for SubSoccer S3 (£499) – bench football is here, and it’s about to revolutionise your lounging game. This isn’t your average kickabout; this is full-bodied, bench-based soccer action. Imagine air hockey, but with

Gentlemen, does your mantlepiece lack a certain… je ne sais quoi? Perhaps a touch of the absurd? Well, say hello to the LOWFOOL // ADVENTURER MK4 Figure ($448) – a whopping 50cm tall testament to your impeccable taste (and questionable sanity). This “heavily worn” PVC and ABS behemoth is the brainchild of FoolsParadise, and features