Gentlemen, are your keys currently living a chaotic, free-range existence at the bottom of your pockets? Do you yearn for a life of order, strength, and, crucially, the ability to dramatically open a bottle? Then behold, the James Brand x Carryology Mehlville Carabiner ($59) – a device so over-engineered for key management, it’s almost… heroic.
Gentlemen, feeling a bit too refined? Is your bridge night getting…predictable? Yearning for a touch of the galactic in your gin rummy? Then ditch the chardonnay and prepare to Embrace the Dark Side with the Theory11 Star Wars: Year of the Dark Side Playing Cards ($12.95). Forget boring beige packaging. These decks arrive in boxes
Gentlemen, is your current jacket… insufficiently “rig-riding”? Are you longing for outerwear that whispers “I wrestle steers on weekends,” even if your weekends mostly involve brunch and artisanal coffee? Then lasso yourself the Seager Ranch Jacket (£145)! Built for “everyday wear,” this ain’t no flimsy fashion piece. “Durable cotton corduroy” means it’s tougher than your
Gentlemen, are you tired of handlebar bags that bounce around like a kangaroo on a trampoline, threatening to eject your precious cargo (especially that emergency burrito)? Fear not, for Mission Workshop presents the Toro ($105)! Named after a burrito shop (genius, right?), this isn’t your grandpa’s handlebar bag. It’s built with “advanced materials” – probably
Gentlemen, are you seeking a garment that screams sophistication, power, and… just kidding. Sometimes, a gent just needs a bloody good sweatshirt. And in the arena of supremely comfortable, reliably sturdy, and stylishly understated sweats, allow us to introduce the Finisterre Coho Sweatshirt (£65). This isn’t some flimsy, disposable rag that’ll disintegrate after three washes.
Gentlemen, ever stared blankly at a Coen Brothers film, convinced you missed some crucial philosophical memo? Do phrases like “bowling pins as existential metaphors” keep you awake at night? Then “This Book Really Ties the Films Together” is your… lifeline? Or maybe just a really heavy coffee table book. Film critic Adam Nayman bravely attempts