Gentlemen, ditch the iron and embrace the waffle. No, not breakfast. We’re talking the Taylor Stitch Conrad Shirt, a $128 slice of textured paradise. Imagine: you, a beach bonfire, and this shirt, ageing like a fine cheese (but smelling better). Taylor Stitch promises “nuance with every season,” which we interpret as “it’ll look progressively more
Gentlemen, prepare for footwear enlightenment. Hard Graft’s Pure Chelsea Boots ($452) are here, promising the comfort of a suede sock and the swagger of, well, a very expensive boot. Imagine: you, gliding through life, feeling like you’re wearing luxurious foot-gloves. These aren’t just boots; they’re “sneaker hybrids” with microporous soles – basically, bouncy castle technology
Gentlemen, tired of staring at that motivational “Live, Laugh, Lager” poster? Upgrade your décor with the Mikkeller “Horchata Mild” print (£44). Yes, it’s based on a beer label. No, it doesn’t smell like horchata (sadly). Imagine: guests arrive, eyes drawn to your wall. “Ah,” they’ll say, “a connoisseur of fine art, and presumably, delicious beer.”
Gentlemen, let’s be honest. Our grooming routines sometimes…lack vigour. Enter the Oars + Alps Blue Charcoal Bar Soap (£11), a scrubbing brick designed for the discerning gent who demands a deeper clean. We’re talking volcanic sand levels of exfoliation – yes, volcanic. Because what says “refined gentleman” more than polishing your physique with geological remnants?
Gentlemen, behold! Devium USA has bestowed upon us a MASSIVE upgrade – no, not to world peace, but their Stampede Quilt Lined Flannel Jacket ($238). And frankly, for toasty fingers, it’s arguably more important this winter. Crafted from their best-selling “Boca Flannel” (sounds delicious, probably isn’t edible), this jacket screams classic flannel, whispers refined gentleman.
Gentlemen, are you parched? Feeling less “distinguished gentleman” and more “desert wanderer”? Fear not, for Topo Designs has bestowed upon us the Nalgene Water Bottle ($20), a vessel so classically rugged, it’s practically wearing tweed. This isn’t just any Nalgene, mind you. This is the custom Topo Designs Nalgene, which we assume means it’s slightly