Golf is typically a game of etiquette, but sometimes you just want to light up the competition. Enter the Birds Of Condor Packet of Tees (£8). Styled to look exactly like a retro pack of cigarettes, this cheeky accessory encourages you to “smoke some greens” without actually violating any clubhouse smoking bans.

Inside the slide-out box, you’ll find 12 wooden tees made from recycled materials, featuring printed shafts and cups. At 70mm, they are the perfect length for driving or attacking a Par 3. It’s a “totally rad” stocking stuffer that adds a little vice to your swing—guaranteed to be addictive, but significantly better for your lungs.