Gentlemen, are you tired of the age-old dilemma: work or comfort? Must your relentless pursuit of productivity always come at the expense of a perfectly reclined posture? Thankfully, the masterminds at Bateman Labs have heard your ergonomic cries and delivered the Envy Armchair Workstation for a princely sum of £1473.

Forget sad desk chairs; this magnificent beast starts with what they call “the perfect lounge chair,” then audaciously attaches everything you need to work (or game, let’s be real) all day. Hand-crafted in Vancouver from solid Black Walnut or White Oak, it’s so exquisitely finished, the wood practically glows – unlike your current monitor tan. The cushions? Shaped by actual gamers and programmers for “all-day comfort,” meaning you can seamlessly transition from spreadsheets to raiding dungeons without moving a single muscle. This isn’t just furniture; it’s a productivity power-up disguised as pure, unadulterated luxury. Your back (and perhaps your boss) will thank you.