Gentlemen, meet the watch that believes you have a secret life, even if your most dangerous mission today is choosing an avocado. The AVI-8 CVRT 3775A (pronounced “covert,” because being subtle is apparently a feature you pay extra for) is the compact, $450 tool built for “enthusiasts, by enthusiasts” who still wear a watch despite having a phone in their pocket. Merging field, pilot, and dive capabilities—a genuine Swiss Army Knife of timekeeping—this watch is for the man who needs 100 meters of water resistance but only uses it to avoid getting soap on the dial in the shower.

Its aggressive knurled bezel and angular lugs scream “professional grade,” while the comfortable 37.75mm diameter ensures it won’t snag on the cuff of your bespoke blazer. The matte-black dial, minimalist branding, and Miyota 9015 automatic movement offer clarity and reliable power for the 42 hours you spend staring at your wrist. Plus, it comes with two straps—one rubber for your hypothetical dive mission, and one nylon for when you are actually at a BBQ.