Ever wondered what happened to Homer Simpson’s spectacularly disastrous car, “The Homer”? Well, B2Bot Workshop has the answer, and it’s about as depressing (and hilarious) as you’d imagine: utter abandonment. Behold “The Abandoned Homer Figure,” (£216) a hand-painted masterpiece in plastic showcasing Homer’s automotive folly, rusted, graffitied, and thoroughly Springfield-ified. This isn’t just a model;

Gentlemen, are you tired of arriving at your destination looking less “refined urbanite” and more “soggy cyclist”? The solution, my friends, is the Brooklyn Bicycle Co Bedford 8 Bike ($599). This isn’t some lycra-clad, lung-busting machine; this is your essential commuter, designed for gliding around town without breaking a sweat (or your carefully coiffed hairstyle).

Gentlemen, ditch the bonsai and embrace the bone-zai! LEGO’s Jurassic World T-Rex Fossil set ($249.99)is here to inject some prehistoric swagger into your living room. Forget subtle décor; this 3,145-piece beast lets you build a 1:12-scale T-Rex skeleton, complete with posable everything. Imagine: you, sipping scotch, casually adjusting your T-Rex’s jaw. “Oh, this old thing?”