Gentlemen, feeling like your bachelor pad is missing that certain… architectural whimsy? Yearning for a miniature, glowing abode that isn’t a gingerbread house past its sell-by date? Behold the Atomic Avocado Designs Mid Century Modern Lamp (£146)! Handcrafted from “sparkling acrylic” (not actual avocados, sadly), this lamp is a three-dimensional tribute to Mid Century Modern design, complete with a “Malm-inspired fireplace” for those chilly nights when your central heating fails, and a “Taliesin-inspired lamp” within a lamp. Mind. Blown.

Forget boring beige; you can choose the “pastel aqua house with orange door” (peak Wes Anderson vibes) or unleash your inner interior designer with other colour options. Just remember, it’s acrylic, not wood, so don’t go trying to sand it. Lit by colour-changing LEDs controlled by an app (because everything needs an app these days), this 15.5” wide beacon of retro cool will “warm up your space.” Or at least make it look like a very stylish dollhouse. Gift one, and let the gent in your life finally achieve peak miniature architectural illumination.