Can’t decide if you’re a golfer or a runner? Now you don’t have to! The Devereux 18th Hole Track Tee (£34) is here to confuse onlookers in the most stylish way possible. Part of the limited edition “16th Hole Run Club Capsule Collection” (try saying that after a few birdies), this tee reimagines the iconic Waste Management Open’s 16th hole as… a running track. Yes, you read that right.

Crafted from 100% lightweight cotton, it’s comfy enough for your 6 AM jog or, you know, spectating with a beverage. The screen-printed design brings this bizarre golf-meets-running mashup to life. It’s a limited edition, so grab one before they sprint off the shelves. Join the 16th Hole Run Club and embrace this beautiful athletic identity crisis.