Right, listen up, because Marshall just dropped the Heston 120 Soundbar (£899.99), and it’s less about politely asking for volume and more about demanding sonic attention. Even The Darkness’ Justin and Dan gave it the MTV Cribs treatment, so you know it’s got rockstar credentials.

This isn’t just sound; it’s “immersive sound for movies & music,” which, in layman’s terms, means it’ll make your living room feel like the front row at a gig (minus the questionable spilled beer). Dolby Atmos throws the audio all around you, so you’ll actually feel that explosion or guitar solo. Plus, it’s got integrated music services like Spotify and Tidal, because even the most discerning gent needs to crank up his favourite playlist. So, ditch the tinny TV speakers and get ready for a sound experience that’s turned up to eleven.