Let’s face it, the internet is a productivity black hole disguised as a helpful tool. Trying to write anything longer than a tweet usually involves opening seventeen tabs and forgetting what you were doing. Enter the Freewrite Alpha Raven Black Typewriter – your ultimate weapon against distraction.

This is a dedicated drafting device, built for one thing: putting words on a page without the tempting siren song of browsers, email, or notifications. It strips timekeeping down to its purest form (oops, wrong product!). It’s optimised for writing flow – no spell-check, no copy/paste, no grammar suggestions pulling you off course. Just raw genius (or rambling) flowing onto the screen. It’s ultra-portable (<2 lbs), has a comfy backlight for writing day or night, and saves continuously, storing up to a million words. For £326, push your productivity forward, tap into writing joy, and finally write that thing you’ve been meaning to write. Just proofread it elsewhere!