Right, listen up. If your idea of a good time involves carrying a frankly unreasonable amount of weight over questionable terrain, the Yomp Y-CO 1 Backpack (£129.99) is your soulmate. This isn’t just a bag; it’s a dedicated rucking and load training beast, built from super-tough 1000d Cordura to withstand pretty much anything you (or the elements) throw at it.

Designed for peak suffering (sorry, endurance), it features padded straps and a hip belt to distribute up to a staggering 27.2kg (60lbs!) of weight plates across two internal pockets. No bouncing, no shifting, just pure, unadulterated load training. It’s highly water resistant, has drain holes (just in case), YKK zippers, and even opens flat for tactical packing (before you load it with bricks). With MOLLE webbing for extra gear and multiple handles, plus a starting price of £129.99, it’s the ultimate gift for the gent who enjoys fitness with a healthy dose of masochism.