So, this colourful bird lugs a rum barrel across landscapes, chats with turtles, gets pranked by monkeys, all in search of “Paradise Calls.” Turns out, paradise is a feeling. Deep, right? But let’s get real – paradise is also this cracking Tiki tOny’s ceramic mug ($78 after pre-order). Forget enlightenment; this vibrant, long-necked avian vessel holds a hefty 22oz of your favourite grog. That’s practically a personal tropical lagoon.

Standing at a respectable 8.5 inches, it’s the kind of mug that demands attention (and maybe a little umbrella). Word to the wise: this is a limited edition situation, and the price already jumped from $68, so procrastination is not your friend here. Fill this bad boy with a potent Mai Tai and you might just find your own version of paradise… minus the long flight and mischievous monkeys. Get yours before they fly the coop!