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Counter Coffee’s Wake Up! Espresso Tin

April 16, 20251 min read

Let’s be honest, mornings are rough. You stumble around, vaguely resembling a human, until that glorious elixir – coffee – kicks in. Enter Counter Coffee’s Wake Up! Espresso Tin (£16), your secret weapon against the dreaded pre-caffeinated stupor. This isn’t just any old bean juice; it’s a carefully curated, air-roasted, weekly-freshness explosion of get-up-and-go. Forget guessing games. Counter Coffee provides “Caffeine Clarity” with lab-certified levels, so you know exactly how much rocket fuel you’re ingesting. Feeling bold? Go for the full blast. Need a gentle nudge? They’ve got you covered.

This espresso isn’t just about alertness; it’s a mood booster too, fiddling with your dopamine like a tiny caffeinated DJ. Just remember, caffeine sticks around like an unwanted houseguest. That “full caf afternoon coffee” might still be partying in your system at bedtime. So, choose wisely, gentlemen. With Counter Coffee, you can fine-tune your caffeine intake and finally stop scaring the neighbours with your morning zombie impression. Now, go forth and conquer… responsibly caffeinated


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Leo Davie

Leo is the creator of The Gent's Gift guide and takes inspiration from many a terrible gift both given and received over the years.

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