Chaps, ever wished your clothes looked like they’d wrestled a bear, but without the actual danger or effort? Taylor Stitch gets it. Meet The Division Shirt: for $132, it delivers that perfectly broken-in vibe straight out of the parcel. Crafted from hefty 12.5-oz organic cotton sashiko (fancy Japanese weave, look it up), it’s been heavily washed so you can skip the awkward ‘new shirt stiffness’ phase entirely.

Despite looking ready for anything, it boasts refined details like smart burnt corozo buttons, a natty California collar, and even a pen sleeve for… well, holding a pen stylishly. The best part? They claim the harder you wear it, the better it looks. Challenge accepted? The perfect gift for achieving instant ‘seasoned adventurer’ status, zero actual adventures required.