Is your morning routine feeling less “Special Ops” and more “Slob Ops”? The Dr Squatch Call of Duty 4-pack (£42) is here to get you smelling less like a respawn point and more like a seasoned operator. This fearless foursome includes Ghost Grit and Sticc (for the shadowy types) and Sarge Soap and Sticc (for the reliably determined).

Imagine showering with soap that smells like pepper and leather – you’ll practically feel the tactical advantage. Or perhaps the Sarge blend, with its fresh juniper, pine, and moss notes, will have you ready to conquer that mountain of laundry. The best part? You get to unlock in-game content! Finally, a reason to actually look forward to soap. With Field Balm and Ghost Plant extracts (no, really), this set will have you feeling “primed” for… well, whatever your mission is. Just try not to teabag the soap dish.