Is your life missing that certain je ne sais quoi? That unmistakable aroma of a freshly baked Margherita? Fear not, friend, for Pass The Piggy’s Pizza Sprinkles (£6) are here to rescue your taste buds from a world of blandness. This spicy, garlicky concoction promises to make everything taste like pizza. Yes, everything.

Sprinkle it on your actual pizza for extra pizzazz, jazz up your veggies with a cheesy (sort of) twist, or even give your chicken and fish a questionable Italian makeover. Packed with chilli flakes, garlic, onion, and oregano, this 60g jar is your secret weapon against flavourless food. Finally, the age-old question of “can I have pizza for breakfast, lunch, and dinner?” has a convenient, sprinkle-able answer. You’re welcome.