Do your toes feel cramped, like they’re attending a sardine convention? Fear not, fellas! The Lems Trailblazer Sneakers ($145) are here to liberate your digits. These aren’t your dainty city slickers; these are rugged trail shoes built for the gent who needs “extra toe space.” We’re guessing that’s code for “my feet have evolved.”

With a zero-drop platform, you’ll feel closer to the ground than a worm (in a good way, apparently). The Trail Traction Outsole will have you conquering challenging hikes… or at least navigating the local park after a particularly enthusiastic dog walk. Lightweight, breathable, and available in four stylish colours, these sneakers are ready for any adventure. Just maybe warn your toes they now have the freedom to roam.