Ever wondered what happened to Homer Simpson’s spectacularly disastrous car, “The Homer”? Well, B2Bot Workshop has the answer, and it’s about as depressing (and hilarious) as you’d imagine: utter abandonment.

Behold “The Abandoned Homer Figure,” (£216) a hand-painted masterpiece in plastic showcasing Homer’s automotive folly, rusted, graffitied, and thoroughly Springfield-ified. This isn’t just a model; it’s a diorama of disappointment. Spot over 25 Simpsons gags, from the obligatory Lemon Tree to rogue Duff cans and even Bart’s slingshot – because why not? Homer himself is included, looking appropriately down on his luck and possibly smelling faintly of Corn Nog. This isn’t a toy for kids (unless your kids are extremely discerning art critics). It’s a one-of-a-kind, wonderfully depressing art piece for the discerning gent – the Simpsons superfan, the die-cast car collector, or just the guy who appreciates a good, ironic laugh. Gift the “Abandoned Homer” and embrace the beauty of spectacular failure. Mmm, failure… drools like Homer.