Gentlemen, is your coffee routine as exciting as watching paint dry? Does it taste vaguely of sadness and burnt toast? Then it’s time to inject some flavour (and sophistication, obviously) into your mornings with the COALTOWN Overground Duo Gift Box (£24.99). This isn’t just coffee, chaps. Oh no. This is a curated experience. Two bags of beans, specially selected to showcase the “diversity of coffee” – which, in layman’s terms, means it doesn’t all taste the same.

Anthracite No2? Think strawberries, peaches, and… dried fruit? Are we having breakfast or dessert? Union No4? Black currant, orange, and cocoa. It’s like a fancy cocktail, but for breakfast, and without the hangover (probably). Comes with a copper enamel pin too, for… reasons. Perfect gift for the gent who wants to impress at brunch, or just needs coffee that tastes like something other than Wednesday. £24.99 well spent, frankly.