Gentlemen, socks. Let’s be honest, usually about as thrilling a gift as… well, socks. But Arvin Goods Crew Socks ($16)? Buckle up, because these aren’t your average foot sheaths. We’re talking premium comfort, people. So premium, you might actually look forward to putting on socks in the morning (we’re as shocked as you are).

Crafted in Portugal, apparently by a family who takes sock-making very seriously, these aren’t churned-out foot sweaters. They’re “thoughtfully produced,” which sounds suspiciously like they get serenaded with Portuguese folk songs during knitting. Made with “Recover Fibre,” which sounds like they’re spun from unicorn dreams and eco-friendly rainbows. Unisex? Finally, socks so good, you won’t even mind if your partner borrows them (maybe). Sixteen bucks for socks? Yes. Because these aren’t socks, they’re foot investments. Prepare for sock envy, gentlemen.