Gentlemen, gifting a rain jacket? Tread carefully. One wrong move and you’ve sentenced him to a lifetime of looking like a bewildered tourist lost in a drizzle. But fear not, because Howler Brothers have ridden in on a glorious, waterproof steed to deliver the Storm Splitter Rain Shell ($135). This ain’t your bargain bin, crinkly plastic number. We’re talking legit, storm-busting tech cloaked in a package so subtly stylish, he might actually enjoy gloomy weather (we said might).

Light as a feather? Check. Packs down smaller than his gym socks? Double check. Actually keeps the rain out while letting his body breathe, so he doesn’t emerge looking like he swam the English Channel? Triple check and Hallelujah! Give the gift of dryness and dignity. The Storm Splitter: because nobody deserves to look like a soggy scarecrow just trying to grab a coffee. Just maybe throw in a disclaimer: we’re not responsible if he actually tries to split storms. Lightning voids all warranties, probably.