Finally, a way to smell like Homer Simpson without the stale beer and radiation poisoning. The Dr. Squatch Simpsons Suds 4-Pack (£32) brings the best of Springfield directly to your bathroom.

This set features two bars of “D’oh-nut Delirium,” a buttery cinnamon and vanilla lather that essentially lets you wash yourself with dessert. Feeling mischievous? Grab the “Squishee Supreme,” a zesty collision of lime and green apple that channels pure Bart energy. Made with natural ingredients and zero harmful chemicals, it’s the only way to scrub up without growing a third eye. Excellent.