Ready to channel your inner pixelated pro? Meet the Sugar Loaf Social Club Tourasaurus 8-Bit Sweater (£99), a garment so chunky it probably has its own health bar. Featuring a dinosaur prepped for his Mario Golf tee time, this 100% cotton masterpiece walks the glorious line between “high fashion” and “Saturday morning cartridge blowing.”

It is heavy, super comfy, and sports a colorful interior weave that feels like a warm hug from the 1990s. Wash it cold, lay it dry, and wear it while explaining to your nephew what a Game Boy actually was.